Waterfront Retreat! Heated Pool, Kayaks, Fishing, Boat Lift, Dogs, Autism Aware | House in Crystal River

Luxury waterfront home with direct Gulf access, private docks, heated pool, and included kayaks—perfect for families, boaters, and nature lovers in Crystal River.
WELCOME TO THE FLOATY POTATO!! An all-inclusive waterfront adventure experience!
The Floaty Potato is a luxury canal-front retreat where coastal comfort and unforgettable adventure come together. Tucked near the end of a quiet deep-water canal with direct Gulf access, this 3-bedroom, 2.5-bath home is thoughtfully designed for families, boaters, fishermen, scallopers, and nature lovers seeking an elevated getaway—far from the hustle of big cities, yet still incredibly convenient.
Located less than an hour from Tampa and just 1.5 hours from Orlando, Crystal River offers the perfect balance of peaceful waterfront living and easy access to Florida’s top destinations.
Spend your days enjoying the year-round solar-heated pool, with optional electric heat available for $40 per night (October–April), relaxing under the covered lanai, or heading out from your private stationary and floating docks for fishing, scalloping, boating, or a peaceful paddle through scenic waterways. Autism-friendly accommodations are available upon request to ensure a comfortable stay for every guest.
The Floaty Potato is more than just a place to stay—it’s your launchpad for adventure, a home base for unforgettable wildlife encounters, and a space where families create lasting memories they’ll return to year after year.
We’ve partnered with top local companies to offer exclusive guest discounts on fishing charters, scalloping trips, kayaking, manatee tours, eco-adventures, and airboat rides. Every guest receives access to our curated Guest Guide with simple instructions to claim these discounts, along with the best local restaurants, hidden gems, and must-do activities.
A full video tour is available by searching “Wild Roots Rentals LLLP – Floaty Potato” on YouTube.
WHAT MAKES THE FLOATY POTATO UNIQUE
PREMIUM WATERFRONT FEATURES:
Stationary dock
Floating dock
FREE boat lift available to approved guests (Boat Lift Agreement required)
Sun lounge chairs for relaxing waterside
FISHING AND BOATING GEAR INCLUDED:
Three adult fishing kayaks
One youth kayak
Paddleboard
Crab trap
Dedicated bait cooler
Fish cleaning table
Adult and youth fishing rods
Light tackle box
Three refrigerators for food, drinks, bait, and your catch
ADDITIONAL OUTDOOR LIVING AND ADVENTURE GEAR:
Cornhole
Chalk
Sports balls
Sun chairs
Pre-packed beach bag includes:
--Beach chairs
--Sand toys
--Beach blanket
--Extra-large cooler
Bikes provided:
--Two adult bikes
--One youth bike
--One tandem bike
Tandem Bike Safety:
The tandem bike is more challenging than it looks and is best suited for athletic or experienced riders. Helmets are not provided, so guests should bring their own if they plan to ride.
POOL AND PATIO AMENITIES:
Solar-heated pool year-round
Optional electric pool heat available October through April for $40 per night
Pool toys, goggles, and floats
Covered lanai
Screened outdoor living space
INDOOR RECREATION:
Ping-pong table
Basketball arcade game
Family board games
FAMILY-FOCUSED COMFORT AND AMENITIES:
Pack-n-play
High chair
Baby bath
Baby monitor
BPA-free, unbreakable children’s dishes
Autism-friendly accommodations available upon request, including:
Sensory toys
Silencing headphones
Body sock
Weighted blanket
Tumble mat
Peanut ball
Salt lamp
All patio doors leading to the pool are equipped with child-safety locks for added peace of mind.
Complimentary starter drinks include:
Coffee pods
Ground coffee
Creamer
Sugar
Tea
Hot cocoa
JUST FOR ADULTS:
Water goblets
Wine glasses
ADDITIONAL ITEMS TO NOTE
Exclusive Guest Guide:
Includes restaurant recommendations, tour suggestions, wildlife viewing tips, free activities, and a complete four-day family itinerary designed to help you make the most of your stay.
POOL HEAT DETAILS:
The pool includes solar heating and a solar blanket year-round at no additional cost. Optional electric pool heat is available for $40 per night and operates via a daytime heat pump. Because heat pumps rely on ambient air temperature, cooler winter nights may slow heating and reduce overnight heat retention, especially at the beginning of your stay.
Our goal is to maintain a pool temperature of 80–85°F; however, temperatures below 45°F may impact this. The fee covers utility usage as well as maintenance and wear on the heating system. Water temperature cannot be guaranteed.
TRADEMARKED MERCHANDISE:
The Floaty Potato is the only rental in Crystal River with its own trademarked brand. Guests can enjoy select merchandise during their stay and purchase additional items as souvenirs. Visit our Etsy shop: THE FLOATY POTATO.
NEVER FLOODED:
This home is one of the rare canal-front properties in Crystal River that has never flooded, offering added peace of mind year-round.
DESIGNED WITH INTENTION:
With over 30 live indoor plants and thoughtfully curated coastal décor, this home feels warm, elevated, and inviting—far from the sparse, basic feel of many short-term rentals.
KAYAKING NOTE:
Three Sisters Springs, Kings Bay, and the National Wildlife Refuge can all be reached by a relaxed half-day paddle directly from the home.
CRYSTAL RIVER WATERFRONT LIVING
Launch directly from your backyard to experience:
Scenic canal kayaking
Frequent manatee, dolphin, otter, and bird sightings
Fishing and crabbing
Direct boating access to the Gulf of Mexico
SAFETY AND HOUSE GUIDELINES
All guests are required to log into our Guest Portal prior to arrival to sign the Rental Agreement and upload a valid ID.
POOL AND CHILD SAFETY:
Child-safety locks on all pool-access doors
Adult supervision required around all water areas
Surfaces such as indoor floors, pool edges, and docks may be slippery when wet
WATER SAFETY:
Never swim alone
Avoid alcohol near water
Life jackets are required for kayaking and paddleboarding (multiple sizes provided)
BOAT LIFT RULES:
Not for general use
Must be requested in advance
FREE for approved guests
Boat Lift Agreement must be signed prior to use
HOME RULES:
No smoking (inside or outside)
No fireworks
Professional pest control is maintained, but insects may still be present due to the waterfront setting
Please use couch covers if you have children or pets to help keep furnishings in excellent condition
The only checkout chore is taking garbage out on scheduled garbage days (Wednesdays)
SECURITY CAMERAS:
Located at the front entry and facing the canal only. There are no cameras inside the home or in private areas.
PETS AND SERVICE ANIMALS
Guests with service animals are encouraged to review our ADA-compliant informational document (no fees required).
PET POLICY — DOGS WELCOME:
We welcome well-behaved dogs. A pet fee and signed pet agreement are required.
Rules & Requirements:
• Dogs only (no cats due to owner allergies)
• Maximum of 2 approved dogs per stay
• Combined weight must not exceed 110 lbs
• If over 110 lbs, an additional kennel must be brought or purchased
• Dogs must be kenneled anytime they are left unattended
Kennels provided: 24”, 36”, and 48”
Also provided for your convenience:
• Dog bowls
• Leash
• Kennel mat
• Paw-cleaning tools
• Mandatory couch covers (required if dogs are on furniture)
• Fenced backyard with waste bags and scoopers
Please clean up after your dog to help us maintain a clean and enjoyable space for all guests.
We take pride in keeping The Floaty Potato clean, safe, and welcoming for both guests and their furry companions.
All guests must log into the Guest Portal, upload their ID, and sign the Rental Agreement prior to arrival.

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